In the beginning there was nothing but the empty blackness of negative existence. This is the scene God walked in on from his long journey through what space he came from and called home. God decided that this existence needed something in it, and so took a lump of clay that he had brought along with him and used part of it to glue together some of the blackness into a lifeless globe. Upon completion of this globe he decided that it should be opposed to the dead blackness of this place, and so breathed onto it wind and poured over it water. The resulting patterns made of water were alive with movement. On the next day God woke up to find that some of the specks of blackness had prodded their way above the film of water, and God decided that instead of attempting to hold them back he'd make positive use out of the negative blackness. So he splashed his fingers in the film of water to get some of it up onto the blackness, this resulted in the blackness becoming a lame green with spots of grey or orange where more of the blackness still resided. God also lit a torch to start further growth on his globe. In these green areas, the vast majority of what was the blackness, God watched as various forms of what he called plants sprouted all over. Some were short, others were tall, but all of them were good. Upon awakening on the third day God saw that all the plants he had jumpstarted the births of had multiplied and now the globe was covered in them. If he just let this be soon his not-yet-dry clay would collapse under the weight. So to turn away from this potential tragedy God took most of what was left of his clay, along with some from the gray zones of the globe, and formed a series of what he called animals. Among other purposes, these animals would help keep the plants from destroying their own home. Some of the animals would eat the plants, others would eat other animals, but God was content with this setup of life. This series of walking, flying, and even swimming, animals was good.
